The PoorTzimothy

Written by Benjamin Alcock
A sweet-pitcher based cocktail for those with limited ingredient selection, stuck at home with their parents during quarantine just trying to get that non-depressed kind of drunk. Good for functioning around the family while they're on their 5th Office rewatch.

Ingredients

  • Mostly pinot grigio
  • bout a third vodka (i used titos)
  • a splash of fruity asf port(splash for me and a pitcher meaning like 4 shots)
  • fill the rest of that blended up with pink lemonade
  • get enough ice in it so each sip u have a slight crushed ice starter,
  • boom there u go.

Steps

  1. I gave the steps in the ingredients.. i'm fucked up.. make this cocktail u wont regret it,

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Meet the Author

I'm Benjamin Alcock, an amateur mixologist from sugarland, Texas.

Finance student, studies in Hoboken, New jersey, Born and raised in Houston Texas. FEEL THE BERN and fuck trump. legalize weed.